I Really Love Racists Like Pat Buchanan

There are few times in history where one can say they really love a political/cultural figure and everything he or she stands for. You know the definitive icon that changes the way the world spins.  A person who reminds the world how they  should stand on an issue. A person who shines light on the ills of the world and influences people to make a difference. Well, I have a new person I love and I would like to share him with you who doing his part to change the world…Mr. Patrick J. Buchanan.

Oh,  I love Pat Buchanan with all my heart. Yes, the Pat Buchanan who served on the cabinets of Nixon, Ford, and Reagan.Yes, the Pat Buchanan who ran for president three times unsuccessfully. Yes, the Pat Buchanan who two steps away from being George Lincoln Rockwell.

Why do I love Pat Buchanan? I love Pat Buchanan because he keeps it so REAL! I mean he keeps it realer than ODB going to pick up Food Stamps on MTV after Wu-Tang had blown up. I mean he puts his white supremacy on his front lawn for all to see with no secrecy. He really doesn’t hold any punches when it comes to the way he feels and you know what you have to respect that.

You know what?  I really love his new book as well Suicide of a Superpower: Will America Survive to 2025? If you didn’t buy into Pat’s white supremacy before Pat’s going to make sure you do now with this book. Pat in this book makes the claim that “White America” is losing and will be lost by 2025.

I don’t see how you don’t you love Penthouse Pat (I have made a direct parallel between Buchanan and the great Project Pat)  either. I actually love “Penthouse” Pat Buchanan because he isn’t going to sugarcoat his white supremacy and elitism behind grandeous ideologies. He wants you to know he hates that minorities are becoming more a part of the “American Dream” everyday and he is warning America what will happen if it let’s all these brown and black people become more integrated in America.

Think about it what man can come out and write a book about how “White America” is being lost with a straight face and not be loved? “Penthouse” Pat Buchanan doesn’t give a damn or take into accord the millions of African slaves who helped build this country, the Native Americans the land was stolen, or the Mexicans who are working below minimum wage to tuck-point in suburban homes all over the country. Oh no, Pat Buchanan doesn’t give a damn about that because “White America” is being lost. This is because “White America” IS America in Pat’s eyes. You gotta love a man who is gangsta enough to voice propaganda like that with no qualms. “Penthouse” Pat Buchanan reminds you of the old white man who doesn’t do much to help out the neighborhood and interact with his neighbors but thinks the neighborhood is going down because two Black families and a Latino family moved into the neighborhood.

You still don’t see why I love “Penthouse” Pat Buchanan so much. Check out some of these quotables:

“America has been the best country on earth for black folks. It was here that 600,000 black people, brought from Africa in slave ships, grew into a community of 40 million, were introduced to Christian salvation, and reached the greatest levels of freedom and prosperity blacks have ever known … no people anywhere has done more to lift up blacks than white Americans. Untold trillions have been spent since the ’60s on welfare, food stamps, rent supplements, Section 8 housing, Pell grants, student loans, legal services, Medicaid, Earned Income Tax Credits and poverty programs designed to bring the African-American community into the mainstream.”

Sonia Sotomayor does believe in race-based justice basically at the expense of white males and to advance people of color. The truth is that’s what Barack Obama believes as well.”

“This has been a country built basically by white folks … ”

“[Former KKK Grand Wizard] David Duke is busy stealing from me. I have a mind to go down there and sue that dude for intellectual property theft.”

I really do love “Penthouse” Pat Buchanan because he reminds me why I cannot be totally down with the Republican Party. How can someone of color  align themselves with a party where men such as Buchanan are embraced?  I understand there are some things this country needs to be conservative on but just because some things need to be conservative doesn’t mean I have to align with people such as “Penthouse” Pat Buchanan. Some people were upset at my criticisms of Herman Cain but people like “Penthouse” Pat Buchanan, Mark Williams, and the Tea Party remind me how much I can some conservative views that I can’t associate myself with the Republican party. And for that reminder Pat Buchanan I want to let you know I love you.

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12 responses to “I Really Love Racists Like Pat Buchanan

  1. You killing me with this post!! Great satirical piece and rap up at the end! I thought you had jumped off the deep end with the title! LMAO!

  2. Haha you crazy…love the article. Poor Pat…may be if your ancestors didn’t bring 40 million of my ancestors of here…then you wouldn’t have to worry about the trillions of dollars (cue eye roll) being spent on us.

    • Penthouse Pat would say we should be glad we’re getting paid back for slavery lol … a job well done in his book smh

  3. This funny as hell right here pimpin!! I never even heard of dude out you put me on to something here!

  4. You know when other people are tweeting about how they hate MSNBC for having Pat on, I really have never minded him. I like that he keeps it real, I worry about the undercover racists and agnostics. Ron Paul’s crowd comes to mind, Paul would just let every state do what they want and many southern states still have racists policies in places. Good entry for the blogosphere bro.

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