On the second episode of my new podcast Straight Outta Lo Cash (peep out Episode 2: Downlow on Facebook) we started a moniker called “Raw or Naw”. It was a comedic reference to the way people use to conduct their sexual actions pre- AIDS/HIV. We were saying how a person probably looked at a person crazy for wanting to use a condom. Why use a condom? It was either Raw or Naw. The only thing you had to worry about then was pregnancy but that was long ago in a different time. The time we live in today is so much different when it comes to most sexual activity. We have to make sure we protect ourselves better. But what happens when that fine woman comes around that every man jokes around about and says they would go raw with and impregnate? But what would you do if that situation was really in front of you? What will you think after the orgasm? This weeks guest post is from some one who has contributed the most to From Ashy to Classy. It is none other than Greg The Dragon of the Hall of the Black Dragon who is going to talk about the temptation of having sex with the fine woman with no jimmy hat.
While we all know that this is just a saying made extreme by the way how men tend to joke, the reality is that it really isn’t just a saying.
I can firmly say that most men would not turn down celebrity/model ass if it was given to them sans condom. It’s not so much that you start “thinking with your little head” or any other cliche, it’s that we view it as a once in a lifetime opportunity that must be done.
MEN! BUST ONE FOR THE ALLIANCE!
Fellas, if you’re shaking your head at my assertion and pretending as if you’re above this, let me paint you a scenario. For this example I will use one of my celebrity crushes – Meagan Good. Go ahead and replace her with a celebrity that you would lose your mind to have a one night with and let’s continue.
One Night Inside The Good… An STD Fiction
One night you’re out having a good time at a friend’s house party when a chick that looks exactly like Meagan Good walks through the door. It just happens that she is a friend of your buddy’s girlfriend.
You stumble over (you’ve been drinking), thinking that you’re about to make an ass out of yourself but are unable to stop yourself.. I mean… she looks like Meagan frikking Good!
As you open your mouth to fail, Meagan clone puts her finger on your lips telling you to hush and then walks you to the back of the room. Pushing her tiny but oh so luscious body up against yours, she tells you not to talk and begins to make out with you. Your manhood rises to penitentiary steel solidity and you both slip into the guest bathroom to continue. The passion escalates to nuclear.
As you’re about to enter her luscious garden of earthly delights the scene freezes and a voice (my author voice) asks you “is it worth it?”
If you answer no as in “no Greg I wouldn’t knock that out at least 3 times” then you’re either a damn liar or one lion of a man. In the grand scheme of things we all need to be lions if we want to slow down the aspect of contracting an STD or fathering an unwanted child.
I cannot recall the last time I heard one of my fast, cooch hound buddies mention using a condom. On the other side of things many women are down with it. I guess itching and leaking is a small price to pay for a great experience?
Meagan Good is hot, YES, but life is short and full of pitfalls.
Guys, please think before you stroke and in the event that you’re foolish enough to have unprotected sex with a strange woman, do the world a favor and coitus interruptus. I’m sure you’ve watched enough porn to know the technique. Thanks for reading.
What are your thoughts?? Chime in…
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- Sex’s Most Overrated (brotherswithnogame.com)
- Know Your STDs (nikkitrue.com)
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