I joke and laugh about Antonio Cromartie of the New York Jets and him having so many children that he doesn’t know their names but this brother Desmond Hatchett takes the cake. Who the hell is Desmond Hatchett you may ask? Well he is a brother from Knoxville, Tennessee who has 31 kids by 11 women and is only 33 years old. Reread that again if you need to...31 kids by 11 women and he is only 33 years old. If I ran off those numbers to you in general most of you think that I was quoting a great statistical game by Lebron James. Yes, Desmond Hatchett has the stats I mentioned above (crazy to talk about someone having children in terms of stats isn’t it?) Desmond was back in court this past week asking for some relief from the court since he can’t pay all of his child support. A man can has every right to have as many children as he wants but when you are getting to around 15ish of kids and you only work for minimum wage a man has to review this whole going raw thing. Sitting back looking at the man’s stats and it baffles me on two levels: his lack of respect for himself and others and the women’s lack self-esteem and respect for their womb. And for that they have to get the Gas Face!!
One of my favorite movies is Spike Lee’s She Hate Me starring Anthony Mackie. The film Mackie’s character falls on hard times and gets paid to impregnate lesbian women. Now keep in mind She Hate Me is a movie! Something of fiction! I guess Desmond Hatchett didn’t get the memo though. Over the last week people have admonished and went hard on this dude for not getting a vasectomy or investing in technology that will keep a condom on him at ALL TIMES. The brotha definitely has issues with responsibility, self-esteem, or the worst pull out method EVER attempted. I really think he honestly doesn’t give a damn and really just wants to say he has a lot of kids. You know like a badge of ratchet honor. When a man gets around 10 kids in today’s time he isn’t in the kid game to carry on a legacy. He just in this children game for the pure numbers of it. It’s a self-defeating attitude of basically saying:
“F**** it, I work minimum wage and the state takes more than half my check so if I can keep getting dumb chicks to let me run up in them raw skeeting more power to me. I can kinda be like that white dude in Utah.”
What’s real funny is in one of many Google searches I came across a list of the men with the most children of ALL-TIME and why was Desmond Hatchett’s name there. This list counts people going back to Before Christ (B.C.). Think about this for a 2nd this man is ranked in the Top 25 of men with the most children of ALL-TIME. The list is very similar to college football polls but in this case its a poll of people who have had the most kids. He has gotta be proud about this I feel.
In this edition of the Gas Face I couldn’t let these women off the hook either. 11 women have had multiple children with the same man. I know Knoxville, TN is small but gotdamn! These women are just as much to blame for this situation as he is. In the original story Desmond Hatchett had only 21 Kids in 2009 so how did he get 10 more by 2012? Riddle me that? How does a woman meet a man and he says he has 16 kids and a woman even want to give the man a hug? He really has to be oozing with man juice! These women showed how much they cared for themselves and their children by continually laying down with a walking Inpreganator. And just like the Terminator, Desmond will be back with something you will have with you forever. These women can’t blame Desmond for not taking care of his kids I mean they had to knew this had to be a possibility with them having kid number 19 that any support from Hatchett was a slim to none idea.
All jokes aside this situation is something that is an outlier of history and will be something we talk about forever but a lesson can be learned from it The lesson is that we have to be very cognizant of who we deal with. People have gone hard on Hatchett as they should have but this Gas Face has to go to those women too. We can only blame Hatchett so much for what he is doing because everyone has a choice and I am sure that this dude making minimal wage doesn’t have game like Max Julian. We have to take responsibility for our choices and the people we associate and decide to take have in our essence. It is something about the energy you can put out there that will attract certain people and things into your life. You also don’t want someone siphoning your energy and not returning that great energy back to you. With all of that being said I have to give Desmond Hatchet and all of his baby mamas “The Gas Face”.
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